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Rejected Tweets

I hate feeling torn between wanting to masturbate and wanting to go to bed. #EnergyCrisis

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 2 1/26/12 — 2:11am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z3_dWyFOFdLd Filed under: #rejected tweets 
Rejected Tweets

Every time I see Kat Denning’s mouth, all I can think is “I want to put my mouth on that.”

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 2 12/13/11 — 4:40pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z3_dWyDDG7O0 Filed under: #kat dennings  #rejected tweets  #lips  #our lip powers combined... 
Rejected Tweets

Every time I get the “receiving picture message” icon on my phone I secretly hope its a dick pic. SHAMEFUL.

PRINT THIS POST 12/9/11 — 4:38pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z3_dWyD1PLAs Filed under: #rejected tweets 
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The disheartening moment when you remember how old you are and that its officially creepy to think high schoolers are hot. 

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 3 12/5/11 — 1:15pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z3_dWyCrgbRu Filed under: #rejected tweets 
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An electric blanket means you can sleep naked regardless of seasonal appropriateness. 

PRINT THIS POST 11/9/11 — 10:05pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z3_dWyBk6GJs Filed under: #rejected tweets  #one thats not about masturbating! 
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The upside of being a girl raised in a Christian home is that no one ever tells you masturbating is a sin, because girls can’t masturbate. Duh.

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 1 10/23/11 — 11:33am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z3_dWyB0XdF- Filed under: #rejected tweets