embody your own ecstasy

I hate feeling torn between wanting to masturbate and wanting to go to bed. #EnergyCrisis

Every time I see Kat Denning’s mouth, all I can think is “I want to put my mouth on that.”

Every time I get the “receiving picture message” icon on my phone I secretly hope its a dick pic. SHAMEFUL.

The disheartening moment when you remember how old you are and that its officially creepy to think high schoolers are hot. 

An electric blanket means you can sleep naked regardless of seasonal appropriateness. 

The upside of being a girl raised in a Christian home is that no one ever tells you masturbating is a sin, because girls can’t masturbate. Duh.