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Posts tagged: okcupid adventures
Considering referencing this scene on my “Message Me If” section…
(par arijfroo)
potential mates, get at me.
OkCupid hasn’t updated my quiver matches in a week.
I’m waiting for it to come up with a link to Babeland instead of matches.
this is seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever written.
that’s a good beard.
hahahaha when the HELL did I write that? Seriously, I crack myself the fuck up.
This is possibly the cutest thing I have ever read on someone’s profile.
HOW can someone only masturbate a few times a month? I don’t believe you, 8hamsandwiches. Clearly you are lying about frequency.
Look at my personality graph. How can I be simultaneously more compassionate and less giving? Like, I empathize but I’m not going to help you? I’m SO GIVING!
Does this say elitist and also kind of a bitch because that’s what I’m picking up.
OHMYGOD this one match’s profile picture is him dressed as Gob with a sword in his mouth, a deck of cards in one hand and a Franklin puppet.
Well, Riesling.
Its been about half a bottle, so I think its about time for me to start trolling OkCupid for my perfect INTJ.
Sometimes, you just have to do it yourself
(speaking of which, the only other question I’ve created was “Do you think there is such a thing as masturbating too much?”)
ew don’t worry, I fixed that glaring grammar error.
